just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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