what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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