Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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