Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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