GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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