so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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