physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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