If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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