I am in a vortex of obligation.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
