apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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