I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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