Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
