What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
