My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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