i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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