Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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