People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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