Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
