I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ladies don't puke and tell
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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