i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
