it was like his penis was on wheels.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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