Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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