What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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