One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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