My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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