please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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