I'm so fucking centered right now
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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