is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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