It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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