okay pat passed out under dana's car
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can text with my tongue
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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