i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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