never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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