her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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