you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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