I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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