when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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