I CAN MOONWALK!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
