Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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