shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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