You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
this will be a night to untag.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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