Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
