Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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