i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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