I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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