Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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