I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fuck appropriateness.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You left your phone here
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