glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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