Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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