North Korea, Best Korea!
from now on my penis is your penis
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
