Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
