he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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